entwined-but-never-joined: captain-of-the-black-pearl: ((Condoms: not just for making balloons.)) ((dead)) (Makes sense. snort.)

entwined-but-never-joined:

captain-of-the-black-pearl:

((Condoms: not just for making balloons.))

((dead))

(Makes sense. snort.)


captain-of-the-black-pearl: “Oi! Be nice to m’ wife for the week, former commodore!”

captain-of-the-black-pearl:

“Oi! Be nice to m’ wife for the week, former commodore!”


entwined-but-never-joined asked: "((For Desiree)) You're pregnant?! Are you sure it's not that bloody pirate's kid?"

Desiree slapped him across the face. “I never shared a bed weeth him!” 


entwined-but-never-joined asked: ""You're pregnant? Again? What is this.. the 6th kid?" #been married too long lol"

“Uh, non, ze 7th or 8th I zeenk…”



captain-of-the-black-pearl asked: "Pregnancy reaction: "You're what now?" He stared at the young blonde before him in disbelief. "We haven't even been married that long!" He paused a moment. "It's the former commodore's isn't it?" ((Couldn't help it XD))"

Desiree stared at him in disbelief, and slapped him across the face. “I’d never! Not weeth him!”


Message me your reaction if your muse found out mine was pregnant.

life-in-stark-tower:

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Anonymous asked: "rough or soft?"

“A combination!”

posted 15 hours ago

Anonymous asked: "What's one thing you wouldn't do with a guy?"

Take eet in ze butt.

posted 15 hours ago

sandsofchaos asked: ""Do you have that one /dick/ you regret?""

“We probablee do, but we’ve probablee repressed ze memory. Or we were drunk.”