((Condoms: not just for making balloons.))
(Makes sense. snort.)
“Oi! Be nice to m’ wife
for the week, former commodore!”
Desiree slapped him across the face. “I never shared a bed weeth him!”
“Uh, non, ze 7th or 8th I zeenk…”
asked: "Pregnancy reaction: "You're what now?" He stared at the young blonde before him in disbelief. "We haven't even been married that long!" He paused a moment. "It's the former commodore's isn't it?" ((Couldn't help it XD))"
Desiree stared at him in disbelief, and slapped him across the face. “I’d never! Not weeth him!”
Message me your reaction if your muse found out mine was pregnant.
Anonymous asked: "rough or soft?"
Anonymous asked: "What's one thing you wouldn't do with a guy?"
Take eet in ze butt.
asked: ""Do you have that one /dick/ you regret?""
“We probablee do, but we’ve probablee repressed ze memory. Or we were drunk.”